Bill's Musings

It’s my body, therefore my rules. It’s that simple, right? Apparently, some people missed that meeting, because this simple, yet all-important rule is being broken practically on a weekly basis. And I am, quite frankly, upset.

How so, you ask? Well, you are reading this, so you have the right to know. Many of you have actually aided in this abuse, and you don’t even know it. I was content just letting it go for awhile, but since it is being perpetrated so often, and I am not being properly compensated for it, I just want it to stop. Just how much can a man like me take? I have to say ‘Whoa….whoa!’

It’s like this: you know all those magazines at the checkout counter of your local grocery stores? The ones like ‘Men’s Health’, ‘GQ’, and more recently, ‘Playgirl’? The ones that show these buff, fantastically in-shape guys with…