Bill's Musings

I don’t normally shop the sales. It’s not my thing. I usually just buy what I need, and then I’m done with it. But in these economic times, it’s wise to check out if there are any good deals to be had. And last week, there was a doozy.

While reading the ads, I saw that my favorite toilet paper was on for half price. HALF PRICE! You don’t get that every day, I can tell you. And so I set off to get some. Naively, I thought I would buy 3 or 4 packs, but before I got there, the place had been practically picked clean. There was one lonely pack left, and I managed to snag it just before someone else did (she was in a wheelchair and only had one eye, so she never really stood a chance). I was so proud! Bill shopped a sale!! And…