Bill's Musings

Before taking a job as seamstress for President Carter, Bill was chosen to play the role of ‘Dumpling’ in ‘All the King’s horses’, and won several awards for this, including ‘Best Supporting Actor’ and ‘Most Vivacious Starchy Product’. Bill writes a weekly column in the West Nipissing Tribune, and wants everyone to know that he still is waiting for his spaghetti dinner from the editor.