Spanx You Very Much!

Posted: November 25, 2013 in Humour

Bill's Musings

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I’m always looking for ways to improve myself. It is a never-ending quest. New types off toothpaste. Better deodorant. New ways of thinking. Eating Fiber-One. Remembering to thank people for helping me out. Excercising. Well, maybe not that extreme, but thinking about exercising.

That said, although I consider myself up on things, I was shocked to discover not long ago that people were wearing these things called ‘Spanx’. If you don’t know what these are, Spanx are body-shaping underwear that help the wearer attain the shape they want without all that messy exercise. That’s not to say that you don’t need to shape up, but Spanx just help out the process, and cuts down on the time required.

Well. This was exciting. I just had to try these Spanx. I wanted the shape that Mother Nature had thus far denied me. Spanx, I felt, could get me there. Forget all…

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