Bill's Musings

You know, sometimes I do things that I really shouldn’t. Not that they’re illegal, immoral, or in any way bad….they’re just dumb. I have, over the past four years, told you stories about myself that perhaps should have stayed hidden, buried amongst the morass of memories that are private and yet now have become public. Mostly I share these with you because I like a good laugh as much as the next guy, and although you may not all be laughing at me, or with me, I know I am, so no harm done.
And it is in the spirit of this opening monologue that I share with you yet another spine-tingling tale of stupidity and ‘ought-not-have-ness’. While shaving the other day, I got up close and personal to the mirror. And I really should not have.
The male human body, for the most part, is repugnant. Of course, there…